Today Is Be Bald And Be Free Day!!!

I’m all about it!!!  You can celebrate Columbus Day or Indigenous People Day but I’m going to embrace Be Bald and Be Free Day!!!

A survey by the University of Pennsylvania reveals that 15% of balding men would sacrifice lovemaking for a year to get hair back (I wouldn’t be part of that 15%).  Other findings:

– 25% of balding men would get rid of their mother-in-law in order to get hair back.  ( I love my mother-in-law)

– according to the survey, bald men are considered: confident, dominant, capable and influential  ( I can get behind this).